In honor of Father's Day I would like to share the top ten things my father used to say (see how many your Dad said too):
- You're not allowed to date until you're 40.
- Shut up or I'll give you something to cry about.
- Where's your Mother?
- You're losing weight? Look behind you.
- I put you in this world and I could take you out.
- No.
- Do you want another pancake? (pancake can be substituted with meatball, hot dog, hamburger, ice pop, etc.)
- If you're bored I'll find plenty of work for you to do.
- Because I said so, that's why.
- Who said life is fair?
Wishing all you Dad's out there a very happy Father's Day weekend (because all these holidays are now weekend long events).
haha those are funny
ReplyDeletethese are true for me:
-Where's your Mother?
-I put you in this world and I could take you out.
-No.
-Do you want another pancake? (pancake can be substituted with meatball, hot dog, hamburger, ice pop, etc.)
-If you're bored I'll find plenty of work for you to do.
-Because I said so, that's why.
-Who said life is fair?
If there are any other good "daddyisms" that people have, please add them... I'm sure I forgot some doozies.
ReplyDelete-I'll give you something to cry about
ReplyDelete-don't make me turn this car around
NeeNee... I love "Don't make me turn this car around"
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