Friday, June 15, 2007

Daddyisms

In honor of Father's Day I would like to share the top ten things my father used to say (see how many your Dad said too):

  • You're not allowed to date until you're 40.
  • Shut up or I'll give you something to cry about.
  • Where's your Mother?
  • You're losing weight? Look behind you.
  • I put you in this world and I could take you out.
  • No.
  • Do you want another pancake? (pancake can be substituted with meatball, hot dog, hamburger, ice pop, etc.)
  • If you're bored I'll find plenty of work for you to do.
  • Because I said so, that's why.
  • Who said life is fair?

Wishing all you Dad's out there a very happy Father's Day weekend (because all these holidays are now weekend long events).


4 comments:

Yanks4Life23519 said...

haha those are funny

these are true for me:

-Where's your Mother?
-I put you in this world and I could take you out.
-No.
-Do you want another pancake? (pancake can be substituted with meatball, hot dog, hamburger, ice pop, etc.)
-If you're bored I'll find plenty of work for you to do.
-Because I said so, that's why.
-Who said life is fair?

blondebombchelle said...

If there are any other good "daddyisms" that people have, please add them... I'm sure I forgot some doozies.

NeeNee said...

-I'll give you something to cry about
-don't make me turn this car around

blondebombchelle said...

NeeNee... I love "Don't make me turn this car around"

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