Monday, October 29, 2007

Betta Assets

If your life had a play list, what songs would provide the background music? This is a question I cannot quickly answer look forward to listening to every CD in the house searching for the perfect mix of music and lyrics that encapsulates my existence on earth. While I work on my own personal play list, I wanted to share the songs that remind me of my family; especially my sisters and cousins. While most families would be offended at the following list I am quite confident that mine, the family that considers “Baby Got Back” a wedding anthem, feel a certain pride with these songs that celebrate our best assets:


Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-lot
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Fat Bottom Girls by Queen
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Rump Shaker by Wreckx-N-Effect
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump

Big Bottom by Spinal Tap
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em

Thong Song by Sisqó
Ooh that dress so scandalous
And you know another nigga can't handle it
So you shakin that thang like who's the ish
With a look in yer eyes so devilish

Shake Your Booty by K.C. and the Sunshine Band
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty.
(and really, that’s the whole song…)

Shoop by Salt-n-Pepa
Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi

My Humps by Black Eyed Peas
(alternate version by Alanis Morissette)
What you gon' do wit all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
all that breast inside that shirt?

Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Is my body too bootylicious for ya babe

Doin da Butt by E.U.
A big girl gettin' busy, just rockin' to the go-go beat
The way she shook her booty sho' looked good to me
I said, 'Come here, big girl, won't you rock my world…

You can Do it (Put that Butt in to it) by Ice Cube
Baby bounce them tits
Mama move them hips
Baby shake them cheeks

That Girl Is Poison by Bel Biv Devo
Never trust a big butt and smile

Brickhouse by The Commodores
Shes a brick----house
Mighty might just lettin it all hang out
Shes a brick----house
The ladys stacked and thats a fact


And there you have the butt playlist... if you have any additions, please leave a comment.


2 comments:

NeeNee said...

Love the Butt Theme. But Man Eater by Hall & Oates always remind me if my sisters too ;-)

Oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh here she comes
Shes a maneater

Nursedude said...

Yo 'Chelle,
in regards to this posting:
'Nuff said.
Where and when was this wedding reception shot done?

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