- Your lab bench, or mine?
- Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
- I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
- Might I integrate your curves tonight?
- I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
- Wanna help test the spring constant for my mattress.
- You're more special than relativity.
- That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
- I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass.
- Most women are so complex. They're always like"i! i! i!" But you- you're just so real.
- I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
- Can I have your significant digits?
- Hey baby, what's your sine?
- Wanna expand my polynomial?
- You and Me = Grand Unification
- Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
- Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places?
- In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
- Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have hurt.
- You make me want to be a better physicist.
- No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
- I'm not being obtuse, but you’re acute.
- You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
- I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
- If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!
- My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!
- How bout you slip into some thing more comfy... like a Lab Coat.
- How do you feel about group experiments?
- You're so hot; you must be the cause for global warming.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
How to pick up a nerd
Bill Nye the Science Guy could pick me up faster then the speed of light with these geeky pickup lines:
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Love and Marriage
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